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Funny Patches

Express your inner jackass with our selection of goofy and irreverent embroidered patches.
Rebel Cum Star Wars parody embroidered patch.

Rebel Cum 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A sharp angled rectangular embroidered patch in neon green, pink, and yellow that says, 'Sexually mediocre'.

Sexually Mediocre 4.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Neon green and purple on bright orange embroidered patch with the word, slimebag, and a oozing shaped border design.

Slimebag 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the Bat Boy wearing David Bowie makeup from Alladin Sane.

Bowie Bat Boy 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Parody embroidered patch featuring an anime style version of the Weebler Elf as the Weebler Elf.

Weebler Elf Embroidered 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round white and multicolor embroidered patch that says, big dumb doodie head, in childish handwriting.

Big Dumb Doodie Head 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round red and black on white embroidered patch of a no people allowed sign; a neutral figure crossed out with red.

No People Allowed 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch