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Funny Patches

Express your inner jackass with our selection of goofy and irreverent embroidered patches.
Naughty Comic Book Sound Effects Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patches

Naughty Comic Book Sound Effects Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patches
Dickhead in Denim 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Patch

Dickhead in Denim 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Patch
Rectangular white on black Jane Austen three sixteen embroidered wrestling patch.

Jane Austin 3:16 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Bad At Life embroidered patch in multiple colors.

Bad At Life 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rebel Cum Star Wars parody embroidered patch.

Rebel Cum 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
White on black embroidered patch that says I've never actually listened to any of these bands.

I've Never Actually Listened to Any of These Bands 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A sharp angled rectangular embroidered patch in neon green, pink, and yellow that says, 'Sexually mediocre'.

Sexually Mediocre 4.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Neon green and purple on bright orange embroidered patch with the word, slimebag, and a oozing shaped border design.

Slimebag 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the Bat Boy wearing David Bowie makeup from Alladin Sane.

Bowie Bat Boy 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A Zed's Dead embroidered patch with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch, inspired by Quentin Tarantino's movie Pulp Fiction.

Zed's Dead Embroidered 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A round embroidered patch of a dancing skeleton that says, 'It's boner time!'

It's Boner Time! 3.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch that says I hate people, man, as a quote from Bonecrusher.

I Hate People Man 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
The word 'damn' as an embroidered patch.

Damn Embroidered 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rectangular green on black embroidered patch with two bloodshot eyes and the words I'm too high for this shit.

I'm Too High For This 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Green and black patch that says I'm not high enough for this.

I'm Not High Enough For This 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch showing a crossed-out stack of pancakes with the words eff pancakes, eat waffles.

F@ck Pancakes Eat Waffles Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patch
Parody embroidered patch featuring an anime style version of the Weebler Elf as the Weebler Elf.

Weebler Elf Embroidered 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the Angry Dooting movie subtitle meme from Army of Darkness in the Evil Dead series.

Angry Dooting 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch, Army of Darkness Subtitle Meme
An embroidered patch of baby blocks with the numbers 6,6, and 6.

666 Baby Blocks 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
White on black rectangular embroidered patch that says insert band name here.

Insert Band Name Here 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round white and multicolor embroidered patch that says, big dumb doodie head, in childish handwriting.

Big Dumb Doodie Head 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Small embroidered patch of a spatula.

Spatula Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patch
An orange embroidered patch of a sad-looking jack o lantern with a hole in the side of it and white liquid dripping out.

Jackin' Lantern 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round red and black on white embroidered patch of a no people allowed sign; a neutral figure crossed out with red.

No People Allowed 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch