Sexually Mediocre 4.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch

Hey, we can't all be rock stars in the bedroom. Celebrate your averageness with pride and tell your mediocrity to the world with a cool lookin' neon-colored embroidered patch.

This is a 4.75" inch embroidered iron-on and/or sew-on patch. Most patches are kept stocked, but yours may have to be made to order, so expect the possibility of an extra day or two to sew it out.

Use this weirdo patch to add a splash of color to a punk jacket or patch vest. It's also easy to fit onto hats.