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A collection of embroidered patches in the shapes of comic book sound effect bubbles with the words fap, queef, and splooge.
An embroidered patch in the shape of a comic book sound effect bubble with the word fap.
An embroidered patch in the shape of a comic book sound effect bubble with the word splooge.
An embroidered patch in the shape of a comic book sound effect bubble with the word queef.
An embroidered patch in the shape of a comic book sound effect bubble with the word queef.
An embroidered patch in the shape of a comic book sound effect bubble with the word splooge.
An embroidered patch in the shape of a comic book sound effect bubble with the word fap.

Naughty Comic Book Sound Effects Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patches

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Sure, you've got your 'Bamf', 'Snickt', and 'Kabooms' in comics, but where are the less represented sounds? Indulge your juvenile sense of humor with these dirty comic book sound effect bubble embroidered patches. Available SFX bubble patches are: FAP! QUEEF! and SPLOOGE! All three are also available as a discounted bundle.

These are each 4" inch embroidered iron-on and/or sew-on patches. Most patches are kept stocked, but yours may have to be made to order, so expect the possibility of an extra day or two to sew it out.

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