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An embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack.

My Neck, My Back 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A collection of embroidered patches in the shapes of comic book sound effect bubbles with the words fap, queef, and splooge.

Naughty Comic Book Sound Effects Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patches
Black t-shirt with a white screen printed design inspired by Edgar Allan Poe of an angry raven screaming the words, i said never fucking more!

Nevermore Edgar Allan Poe Raven T-shirt
White on black embroidered patch of a cat that says no dogs, no masters.

No Dogs, No Masters 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
White on black embroidered patch in the shape of a speech bubble with a parody of the Reddit logo and the phrase, no mods no masters.

No Mods No Masters 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A white on black screen printed canvas patch that says no more landlords in graffiti lettering.

No More Landlords 5" inch Screen Printed Canvas Patch
Round red and black on white embroidered patch of a no people allowed sign; a neutral figure crossed out with red.

No People Allowed 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the movie poster for the classic silent horror film Nosferatu.

Nosferatu 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch, Classic Horror
A bundle of all five obscure kaiju monster movie embroidered patches from Thread By Dawn.

Obscure Kaiju Embroidered Patch Bundle, 5 Classic Giant Monsters
A black canvas tote bag with a white screen printed graphic of a zombie in a pile of boardgames and a caption saying one more boardgame won't kill me.

One More Boardgame Won't Kill Me Tote Bag
Pandemic boardgame logo embroidered patch.

Pandemic 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Boardgame Patch
Rectangular black embroidered patch with that says people equals in white lettering followed by the poop emoji.

People = Poop 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Blue on black embroidered logo patch for the classic board game Race for the Galaxy.

Race for the Galaxy 3.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Board Game Patch
Read More Horror 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Patch

Read More Horror 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Patch
Black knit beanie with the words read more horror embroidered in creepy red lettering.

Read More Horror, Embroidered Black Knit Beanie
Rebel Cum Star Wars parody embroidered patch.

Rebel Cum 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch with 'REPTILICUS' text in green on a black background with purple border.

Reptilicus 3.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Oval-shaped embroidered patch with a pink border on white fabric showing a hand holding a serving platter with the word cunt on it, sewed in gold thread.

Serving Cunt 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A narrow, sharp angled embroidered patch that says sexually mediocre in bright neon green, pink, and yellow colors.

Sexually Mediocre 4.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Black on white lightening bolt-shaped embroidered patch of a skull and flowers.

Skull and Flowers Lightening Bolt 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Neon green and purple on bright orange embroidered patch with the word, slimebag, and a oozing shaped border design.

Slimebag 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Bright orange knit beanie with the word slimebag embroidered in green slimy-looking letters.

Slimebag Embroidered Beanie, Neon Orange Winter Hat
An embroidered patch reading slow heavy metal playing, based on the classic internet meme of a movie subtitle.

Slow Heavy Metal Playing 6" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch, Subtitle Meme
Small embroidered patch of a spatula.

Spatula Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patch