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An embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack.
An embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack. Shown on a denim jacket.
An embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack.
An embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack. Shown in the palm of a hand for size reference.
An embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack.
Close up detail of an embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack.

My Neck, My Back 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch

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She's making a list and she's checking it twice. Be like Khia and confidently ask for what you want out of the world, and do it with a funny little patch.

3.5" inch embroidered iron-on and/or sew-on patch. Most patches are kept stocked, but yours may have to be made to order, so expect the possibility of an extra day or two to sew it out.

A great patch for adding some adult cheekiness to jackets, vests, hats, or bags.

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