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An embroidered patch of baby blocks with the numbers 6,6, and 6.

666 Baby Blocks 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the Angry Dooting movie subtitle meme from Army of Darkness in the Evil Dead series.

Angry Dooting 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch, Army of Darkness Subtitle Meme
A collection of rectangular embroidered patches with the phrase bad at life in various colors.

Bad At Life 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Yellow and black embroidered parody patch resembling the best buy logo that says best bi instead.

Best Bi 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Circular embroidered patch with the words big dumb doodie head in multiple colors written with a childish font.

Big Dumb Doodie Head 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the Bat Boy wearing David Bowie makeup from Alladin Sane.

Bowie Bat Boy 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rectangular black patch with white embroidery spelling the word damn with a period at the end.

Damn 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Dickhead in Denim 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Patch

Dickhead in Denim 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Patch
Embroidered patch showing a crossed-out stack of pancakes with the words eff pancakes, eat waffles.

F@ck Pancakes Eat Waffles Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patch
Rectangular black embroidered patch with a quote by Bonecrusher in white thread that says I hate people, man.

I Hate People, Man 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rectangular green on black embroidered patch that says I'm not high enough for this shit, along with two pot leaves.

I'm Not High Enough For This 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rectangular green-bordered embroidered patch with a pair of bloodshot eyes and the text, I'm too high for this shit in green thread.

I'm Too High For This 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
White on black embroidered patch that says I've never actually listened to any of these bands.

I've Never Actually Listened to Any of These Bands 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
White on black rectangular embroidered patch that says insert band name here.

Insert Band Name Here 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round black embroidered patch with a dancing skeleton and the words it's boner time in white thread.

It's Boner Time! 3.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
An orange embroidered patch of a sad-looking jack o lantern with a hole in the side of it and white liquid dripping out.

Jackin' Lantern 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rectangular white on black Jane Austen three sixteen embroidered wrestling patch.

Jane Austin 3:16 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
An embroidered patch of a clipboard with red checkmarks next to the words neck, back, pussy, and crack.

My Neck, My Back 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A collection of embroidered patches in the shapes of comic book sound effect bubbles with the words fap, queef, and splooge.

Naughty Comic Book Sound Effects Embroidered 4 inch Iron On/Sew On Patches
White on black embroidered patch in the shape of a speech bubble with a parody of the Reddit logo and the phrase, no mods no masters.

No Mods No Masters 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round red and black on white embroidered patch of a no people allowed sign; a neutral figure crossed out with red.

No People Allowed 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rectangular black embroidered patch with that says people equals in white lettering followed by the poop emoji.

People = Poop 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rebel Cum Star Wars parody embroidered patch.

Rebel Cum 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Oval-shaped embroidered patch with a pink border on white fabric showing a hand holding a serving platter with the word cunt on it, sewed in gold thread.

Serving Cunt 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch