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Weird Patches

We don't get weird, we stay weird. Making patches that are a bit odd, or better yet, completely bizarre is one of the reasons we exist. Vanilla ice cream's not a bad flavor, but some people just like pistachio better.

Represent your strangeness with some of our more offbeat embroidered and printed patches to add to your jacket, vest, bag, or anything else you want to add some freaky flair to.

An embroidered patch of the Bat Boy from the classic Weekly World News tabloid with a David Bowie red and blue lightening bolt painted on his face.

Bowie Bat Boy 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A purple, orange, and neon green embroidered patch shaped like dripping ooze with the word slimebag.

Slimebag 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A narrow, sharp angled embroidered patch that says sexually mediocre in bright neon green, pink, and yellow colors.

Sexually Mediocre 4.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rebel Cum Star Wars parody embroidered patch.

Rebel Cum 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Parody embroidered patch featuring an anime style version of the Weebler Elf as the Weebler Elf.

Weebler Elf Embroidered 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the logo for the classic horror and science fiction journal Weird Tales.

Weird Tales 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Circular embroidered patch with the words big dumb doodie head in multiple colors written with a childish font.

Big Dumb Doodie Head 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Circular white embroidered patch with red border and a red line crossing out a black silhouette of a person, resembling a public sign.

No People Allowed 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Circular embroidered patch with a bright green border, white background, and the words weird and silly in groovy rainbow lettering.

Weird and Silly 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A circular white, blue, and orange embroidered patch with the phrase Why Tho?

Why Tho? 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch