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Weird Patches

We don't get weird, we stay weird. Making patches that are a bit odd, or better yet, completely bizarre is one of the reasons we exist. Vanilla ice cream's not a bad flavor, but some people just like pistachio better.

Represent your strangeness with some of our more offbeat and weird embroidered patches.

Embroidered patch of the Bat Boy wearing David Bowie makeup from Alladin Sane.

Bowie Bat Boy 4.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Neon green and purple on bright orange embroidered patch with the word, slimebag, and a oozing shaped border design.

Slimebag 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
A sharp angled rectangular embroidered patch in neon green, pink, and yellow that says, 'Sexually mediocre'.

Sexually Mediocre 4.75" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Rebel Cum Star Wars parody embroidered patch.

Rebel Cum 5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Parody embroidered patch featuring an anime style version of the Weebler Elf as the Weebler Elf.

Weebler Elf Embroidered 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Embroidered patch of the logo for the classic horror and science fiction journal Weird Tales.

Weird Tales 4" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round white and multicolor embroidered patch that says, big dumb doodie head, in childish handwriting.

Big Dumb Doodie Head 3.5" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch
Round red and black on white embroidered patch of a no people allowed sign; a neutral figure crossed out with red.

No People Allowed 3.25" inch Iron On/Sew On Embroidered Patch